yeah we all know “manhood” is a ridiculous and wrongheaded word for a dick.

but say what you will, it isn’t quite as ridiculous as words like “wolfhood” and “foxhood” that show up in furry porn

sure, a dick isn’t what makes you a man. but hell, it’s even less what makes you a wolf or a fox. Maybe most men have dicks, but roughly half of wolves and foxes have ‘em, this isn’t even a rough overlap here

and it gets even sillier with animals that aren’t even normally endowed that way in non-anthro form.

Birds for instance. Sure a lot of male birds are called cocks, but having one is pretty rare there

Still… I think there’s some very funny potential in this

“For a species I had assumed to do only cloacal kissing… he certainly had a Robinhood that dwarfed my Little John”

yep. yep. my punsexuality approves

or… even back off from furry porn for a moment
We’ve got words like this for humans too

“When I first embarked upon learning to Love My Neighbor, I’d known he had an up-and-coming neighborhood.

I just hadn’t expected I would have the opportunity, so soon, to see his Neighborhood both… Up, and Coming.”

(runs away cackling maniacally)