astercontrol:

Pattern Recognizer has her mind in the damn gutter today

We have to sleep, but she’s looking through the Wikipedia pages for, respectively, Dan Shor Filmography and Synonyms for Penis

…my wording it like this is pure denial of course.

At times i like to pretend the pattern recognizer is someone else whom i slightly disapprove of, rather than being a part of my own stupid brain

• cigar (slang) • cock (colloquial) • corey (UK, slang) • crank (slang) • cucumber (slang) • custard launcher (slang) • D (euphemistic) • dick (slang) • dicklet (slang) • diddle (childish) • diddly (sometimes childish) • dingaling (slang) • ding-a-ling (slang) • ding-dong (slang)ALT
• 1984 Mike's Murder as RichardALT


• whang (slang) • wick (slang) • widgie (UK, dialect) • widdler (childish) • wiener (US, childish) • willie (childish) • willy (childish) • wingwang (slang)ALT
• 1986 Black Moon Rising as Billy Lyons • 1988 Daddy's Boys as "Hawk" • 1989 Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure as Billy The KidALT


• pego (archaic, slang) • penis • Percy (Australia, UK, humorous, • peter (slang) • phallus • purple-headed yogurt slinger (slang) • putz (slang, Yiddish) • p-word (euphemistic) • python (slang) • ramrod (slang)ALT
• 1981 Strange Behavior as Pete Brady • 1982 Tron as Roy Kleinberg / "Ram"ALT