welcome to work

here’s the list of procedures we have to follow

which ones are necessary? All of them

do we have enough staff to actually follow all of them? Lmao no

Which one is highest priority? whichever one somebody here most recently caused the worst disaster by not following. That way we can blame them

should you now prioritize that one over all the others then? Yeah sure, but then when something gets fucked up big time by not prioritizing one of the others, that one becomes the highest priority and you get in trouble for it, jsyk

What do you mean. This system works PERFECTLY, it has never been blamed for any problems ever