Issuing a broad apology to etsy witches, now that magic is real apparently.
two-day delivery like they had Prime shipping.
Etsy Witch hitman laundering has frightening potential
“can I use an actual gun to fulfill this etsy order for my witch curse? Seems like that would be against the witches’ code or something”
“Silly. We all know that sufficiently advanced technology is magic, and guns are sufficiently advanced enough for this”
(second one is probably channeling Granny Weatherwax)