astercontrol:

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catchymemes:

pattern recognition is at full strength because I saw the Clue reference and jumped instantly to Tron legacy and how funny it would be to call that yellow-circuited bastard “colonel mustard”

yes he would probably hit you with a candlestick right in your code library and derezz the fuck out of you for it but it would still be funny

becomes even more funny when you realize that “Kernel” (pronounced the same as Colonel) is an actual title of authority in the Tron universe, too

(well at least the Tron 2.0 universe)

“Kernel Mustard!”

“MY NAME IS CLU”

“your game is Clue?”

“SHUT UP”

“is your faith in the Users as small as a mustard kernel”

“SHUTUP SHUTUP SHUTUP” *violent derezzing effects*

Jarvis REEEeeeeeally pushing his luck there goofing around in that library, while Kernel Mustard is so close to the candlesticks