astercontrol:

“Vacate entry port, program”

“if this is about those parking tickets I can explain!”

“… parking tickets?”

“yeah, I, um, have been doing a little hacking, as a matter of fact. But that was in the DMV servers, and I was just trying to help out some of my friends and customers–”

“What are you talking about”

“it’s just, I run a coin arcade, okay? …And parking spaces aren’t easy to come by in LA… And people keep not putting any change in the meters because they need it for the games