zsh-official:

windows11-official:

windowsxp-official:

chromeos-official:

lenovo-real:

manjaro-official:

corebooting a Chromebook and installing Linux on it feels like doing that surgery you have to do to pugs to unfuck their faces and let them breathe again. like I’m sorry we made you this way little buddy but hopefully I can save you

I want to get the thinkpad chromebook and coreboot it because @chromeos-official decided to fuck up one of our thinkpads

get your yee yee ass operating system away from my thinkpad google

another day, another company/OS bullying me

haha me and @windows-7-official are the only versions of windows that linux users accept

@windows10-official and @windows11-official would get their shit rocked by tux the penguin (that’s why you never hear them talking about him)

I’m sure windows 10 and 11 will accept you

Unfortunately for t*x, Windows 11 is a beautiful pristine palace with nothing the penguin can rock.

The best part of you is when sandbox a section of yourself and pretend to be a Linux distro.

Hey, how does it feel knowing KDE was doing some of your best desktop tricks a decade ago?

Do they not teach people to count in Redmond? Or are we just supposed to accept that 7 comes after 2000?

How many times was Azure calling out our names in bed? She always compliments me on how I manage my package.

Take your corporate mandated spyware and shove it, you PNW red-headed stepchild. >:(

Lmao go get a room on the game grid and derezz each other