i feel like we’re remiss not to tell The Columbo Fan Website (Tumblr) about the episode of Lupin III that features Detective Columbo’s cool skateboarding son–that he apparently has–named Boronco
Funny thing, because of how Japanese romanization works, “Boronko” could be translated (or re-translated, if we assume it’s a Japanese pronunciation of a western name) in several different ways. Boronco is one, or it could be Bronco, Boronk, Bolonco, or
Blanc
Benoit Blanc is secretly Columbo’s Anime Skateboard Son and I have the evidence right here and they’re trying to keep me quiet but in this essay I will
First time I’ve ever seen a plausible reason why the essay cuts off at “in this essay I will”