Conversation that happened in my head out of nowhere

“why is it illegal to eat humans”

“because of the skeletons inside them”

“what”

“bones are not edible. Food with an inedible object inside it is illegal in the USA. Like Kinder eggs. Choking hazard or something”

“but…. other animals also have inedible things inside them. So do a lot of fruits –”

“yes but it’s humans enforcing the law. So of course it’s enforced with a bias”

“…are Kinder eggs also making law enforcement decisions here?”

“don’t ask too many questions in this country.”