(the Pattern Recognizer from the back of my mind:)


“if your dick likes dicks, like a maricon

you can yeet that dick, like a Marie Kondo,

Or you can treat that dick to what turns it on

Til you’ve got six dicks, like Mollari Londo”


(the exhausted sysadmin braincell:)

OKAY THAT’S IT, YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED ACCESS TO THE RAP CORTEX ANY MORE