astercontrol:

astercontrol:

achillesinhighheels:

is this Dick Grayson

you know, because every time he walks a tightrope he knows that if he falls to either side, he’ll end up being either like his mother (dead in a circus mishap) or like his father (dead in a circus mishap)

GodDAMN it

now I reread my own post and misread “circus mishap” as “citrus mishap

and THEN I started to wonder about what happened to JET BRADLEYS MOM in TRON 2.0

because they SAY she died in a laser accident that resulted in her getting digitized wrong into the computer world …?

But

do we know that this WASN’T because she was trying to digitize an orange at the same time (like she did back in 1982)


I mean. Look at Ma3a and tell me this isn’t what happens when a laser scientist and an orange get fucking Tuvix’d



DAMMIT

JET’S MOM THE FUCKING CITRUS MISHAP.