astercontrol:

kinneragent3:

kinneragent3:

A brother is a kind of creature you tell people on the internet about

’#my brother joined a cats the musical themed softball league this summer and he hated every second of it’

??!???!!!!!

This anecdote opens so very many questions in my mind and absolutely none of them are about the brother, he is the most normal part of it

well, Okay. I guess the questions do include “why would he join such a thing” but this is almost an afterthought in the shadow of “why does such a thing EXIST”