can’t find it but a while ago I had a conversation with someone on here where they said superman must be uncircumcised because of his whole invulnerability thing, and I was like “superman is from outer space so he could have anything down there. Tentacles maybe. ….But yeah, uncircumcised tentacles”

a ny way…

for some reason this was going through my head again today

(I swear not because I’m wanting to write tentacle smut, really)

and the internal dialogue went like:

“how do we KNOW they can’t do circumcisions on Krypton, though? Maybe they have special kryptonite knives and stuff”

“…WHO has special kryptonite knives”

“…the Moh-El”

…i love my brain. but seriously.