fagdogpunk:

voidcatdoll:

bongbun:

bongbun:

oh my gfod i just found out about this microphone mask that goes around your face like a muzzle and muffles your voice irl but records it clearly. imagining a dom muzzling me and playing with my vibe over a call while i’m stuffed and overstimulating me while i scream and moan for them and no one else can hear 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

like this is soooo erotic to me. am i wrong

The funniest part is that the marketing for it is “do you get so tilted at games your neighbours file noise complaints? Instead of acquiring some anger management skills or playing something else, consider the Gamer Muzzle™”

I think these should be exclusively used for kink instead of their intended purpose

It didnt even occur to me that this would be anything but a kink thing

I honestly thought this was a thing for employees in call centers, to avoid the problem where you’re trying to take an important and possibly confidential call but your entire workplace is so full of other people loudly talking into their phones as they also take important and confidential calls, so you have barely any hope of even hearing your caller and absolutely none of keeping any of what you say confidential

Because the first time I encountered a product like this, it WAS advertised for that purpose

(And I WAS working in an office where a big part of our job was taking calls, and the boss had NOT given us anything to fix this problem, only expected us to do the impossible and get reprimanded when we didn’t)

(so I seriously actually considered buying one of these things. But none of the versions available had reviews saying they even worked.)

(perhaps technology has progressed since then. Maybe.)