so the reason Snow White choked on a poison apple and got all temporarily-dead after moving in with the seven dwarves was because she messed up the numerology

we know from Tolkien that seven, and multiples thereof, are lucky numbers of dwarves to have

meanwhile 8 is not lucky unless you’re in, like, China or Japan i guess. which she wasn’t.

none of her animal friends even wanted anything to do with her halfdead ass after that. eagles wouldn’t fly her away, thrush wouldn’t knock

she was their Unlucky Number. fuckin reverse Bilbo Baggins