necrowyrm:

I think I should be able to gorily tear open my own flesh and withdraw a blade formed of my own bones. Thats the type of shit I should be doing not applying for jobs on indeed.com

i burst out laughing at “gorily tear” because my brain pronounced it not like “the adverb form of the adjective Gory” but like “it’s the kind of tearing that a Gorilly would do”