In 2009 a study was done that showed crows can remember and communicate about people’s faces– warning each other away from faces they’ve learned to fear.

The study was done by putting certain Halloween masks on researchers who were trapping and banding crows, and different masks for the control group who left the crows alone.

In the case of this study, the masks the crows were taught to fear were caveman masks… and the neutral control group had Dick Cheney masks.

However.

I speculate that someone more recently, inspired by events from earlier this year, could have repeated the study, with the masks reversed…

And made the crows vengeful toward Dick Cheney masks instead

And thus, the original Cheney was ultimately destroyed

…By dangerous crow boys who mistook his face for plastic.

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