you are morally ethicallyand spiritually obligated. to think about gay sex on the clock
on it boss
MCP: how would you take to working in a pocket calculator
Sark: no. anything but that
MCP: anything??
Sark: anything
MCP: ok until further notice you’re assigned to work in a digital alarm clock
Sark: but whyyy
MCP: Tron’s in there with you. It’s your get along clock. you are both imprisoned there until you learn to be nice to each other
Sark: NOOOOOOOoooo
MCP: the alarm goes off as soon as you stop fighting. your fate thereafter is decided by the type of peaceful resolution you reach. if you are both on HIS SIDE you get derezzed. if you are both on MY SIDE you are my slaves for life
(twenty microcycles later)
MCP: ok I have received a notification that you are no longer fighting but I cannot get any data on what type of agreement you came to, what is going on in there
MCP: ….oh. no.
Sark and Tron: WE BOTH STILL HATE EACH OTHER OK. IT’S NOT WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE