so… we all know that the only reason “people in real life” are like “hey how’s it going” instead of expressing their unpopular opinions… is the same reason you don’t express your unpopular opinions around them, right?

….right?

you’re meeting them in situations where controversial topics are not socially acceptable to talk about

When that’s not the case (and even sometimes when it is) you WILL hear every batshit thing they believe.

It’s just not usually the same batshit things you hear on Tumblr

…just a reminder.

…In case any of you were gonna go off to Thanksgiving dinner expecting all your relatives to just say “hey how’s it going”