i’ll literally never have enough of that dylan b hollis dude cause like. hes a college student who just.,.blew up on tiktok. he has the soul of a man who has lived for 60 years in the body of a twink. he cooks and is surprised every single time. he goes CINAMIN everytime he uses cinnamon. he has the kitchen of a 60s house wife and cooks like hes going to kill someone
other favorites include
- “moo juice!”
- E G G - G I E
- BUTTER GO BRRRRRRRR
- Floof powder
F I R E
Other highlights:
“It doesn’t tell ya how to eat it, so I don’t know if I need a knife and fork or if I need to tie my hair back” (about the very phallic looking candle salad)
“This pie is referred to as a chiffon. Now what does that mean? It means it was written by a white person.”
“We take our can of Spam and we cry :)”
“This doesn’t need salt it needs help!”
“I’m going to assume we have the same size package, although the last time I assumed that I wound up stunned and quite self-conscious.”
Several years ago my then-partner and i found a box of old recipes at a thrift store… They were the sort of thing this guy makes, except very heavily skewed towards prunes? A lot of the recipes came from someplace called the “California Prune Advisory Board”?? (We were not even in California we were in Minnesota at the time)
We fantasized about starting a YouTube channel where we would cook all of these recipes and clown on them. But now I’m glad we didn’t. because this guy needed to get as much space as he could to fully own the market on that specific type of lunacy. He did it far far better than we could ever dream of
then again. Maybe more variations on this would be even better. Two cakes. And they’re both horrifying. And one has an ungodly number of prunes.
