astercontrol:

astercontrol:

just realized “do you think they ever explored each other’s filesystems” could be expressed as: “do you think they ever fscked”

i like how many different versions of the f word programs can have

fsck is a filesystem check, frag is fragmentation…. fork is how child processes are made

I imagine all three could be used as swear words semi-equivalent to “fuck” but with somewhat different meanings

“fsck” would be used as we use the literal meaning (“they fscked each other”= they intimately explored each other’s data)

“frag” would be used to indicate problems or harm (“that’s fragged-up,” “they got totally fragged over,” or just “frag!” yelled in anger)

“fork” would probably be reserved for “go fork yourself” (you are doing such a bad job at [whatever] that you probably need a child process to help you)