gar-wafflez:


does he shave

aye

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yes he shaves every morning but within an hour his beard tentacles have grown back. also, the tentacle clippings in his trashcan have now each regenerated into a little tiny version of him that he has to dump into the sea. But if he didn’t shave he’d eventually be one ship-sized tentacle monster with a little human body somewhere in the middle of it