bitbrain86:

i can’t decide if alan bradley is a “one and done” person when it comes to glasses of wine or any alcohol (because someone with that intelligence usually isn’t fond of losing control)

or

if alan bradley is the kind of guy to always prefer fancy, gourmet meals until he’s two glasses of cabernet deep, at which point you’ll find him eating cup noodles in the kitchen at 2am

he forgets how good the drunkness feels until he gets to a pure source