drop whatever you’re doing right now and climb a tree
its pitch black outside, and freezing cold. I think ill climb a tree tomorrow
you climb that fuckin tree right now
I’ve literally never seen this post on my dash when it is not after dark and cold as balls. I’m beginning to think this is a conspiracy to get us eaten by some nocturnal tree demon.
everybody put in the tags at what time you saw this
9:09 am, but I work nights and so this is well past my bedtime. Also it’s below freezing outside and I don’t know how to climb trees unless they have extremely convenient very low branches, which none around here do