you can leave the house with a bare face and suffer no consequences btw. if you’re a woman you do not have to wear any makeup
places and events i’ve worn no makeup to: every job interview i’ve ever done (i’m employed), every doctor’s appointment i’ve ever attended (i still get treated), every shift i’ve ever worked (nobody gives a fuck), every pub and nightclub i’ve ever been to (they still let you in)
as someone who’s in Minnesota in December right now i was like “wtf this is not true” right up until the mention of makeup and then I was like “oh yeah”
(go outside with a bare face? No consequences? you will not have a face! Frostbite will take it)
(and if frostbite does not take it, this is still height of covid/cold/flu season. wear mask or be life threateningly sick. duh)
(and then i was like. Oh. Makeup. Right. I forgot that existed. Because, yeah. Minnesota in December.)