mysral:

Find a set of random coordinates here.* You are promptly teleported to that location, with nothing more than the clothes and other objects on your person. How bad a time are you having?

*: Reroll open ocean results. Let’s assume the teleporter has the decency to at least deposit you on solid ground.

Teleporting results:

Mortal peril - Exposure to the elements

Mortal peril - Dangerous wildlife

Mortal peril - Dangerous humans

I’ll have a rough time, but I’ll live

Mostly okay, though still a weird experience

Hell yeah, impromptu vacation~!

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this is my speedy punishment for that shitpost about Mac and Windows going to Antarctica to get killed by the Linux penguin

No I will not survive I don’t even have pants on