byjove:

imagine stepping off a remote island in the Northern Isles and this thang immediately starts charging you. scary as fuck. presumably they have the reconstruction tied up just in case it comes back to life night at the museum style.

the Grice is the beast that’s formed when a grouse and its whole family feel the need to respond to a threat too large to fight off individually, and combine their bodies into one ferocious mammaloid kaiju of poultry flesh and blood and beak and claw, ready to take on anything.

Source: I think this is true because Grice sounds like it should be the plural of Grouse, and OP did not explicitly say that is NOT how the grice works, therefore I can conclude that it is.

(there are some linguistic maxims that might say I’m doing reading-comprehension wrong here… but fuck ‘em)