astercontrol:

redarmyscreaming:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

shamlesspandanerd:

A MASTERPIECE

This was on my refrigerator for years.

oh god this is the comic that got my brain inventing that whole theology where everyone is fairies or something

..this. This cursed thing:

And I was thinking about that comic page, and how the demons in hell or whatever were, like …afraid that, if Hellboy ate the food in the human world, he would stay there and never come back, or something
And it made me wonder, like. If Hellboy had not eaten any human food, would he have returned to hell?
and, would that have just happened by just… dying of starvation and going to hell like a regular dead person
And THEN that made me think about the whole idea of being stuck in the Fae realm because of eating Fae food
And I made up a whole mythos about like. what if this earth is actually the hell that bad faeries go to when they die in Faeryland
And if you somehow leave this world and end up in Faeryland it’s because you’re a dead damned faery getting resurrected by some asshole faery necromancer
And that’s why eating food makes you stay there. Just because you gotta eat food to stay alive. And that’s why you can only get back home by starving to death and getting sent back to fae hell where
you belong.