conversation with the pattern recognizer

“the primordial beast that eats light”

“what, like… photosynthesis”

“i don’t know. it’s a lord of the rings thing apparently”

“…ents?”

“no dude i don’t think it’s a plant doing photosynthesis”

“hunting down the spawn of the primordial beast that eats light and i’m just weeding my garden”

“no you aren’t. it’s some sort of evil monster thing”

“invasive mint”