why are there so many posts about asexuals being immune to sirens. people. sirens don’t lure you in with sex (necessarily). they sing about whatever it is that you want most. they could sing about mothman or cinnamon toast crunch and guess what then your asexual pirate is fucking dead
this is the only kind of ace discourse i ever want to see on my dash. the only kind. ever again. good job
Do you think the sirens would be grateful that they finally get some variety?
“Oh my god we can finally just sing about pasta thank the fucking gods.”
I’m not asexual but I’m fairly certain sirens would do a far better job luring me into the depths with a song about pasta rather than sex…
I mean.
“WHAT THE FUCK STAY AWAY FROM THE ROCKS.”
“FUCKER THEY SAID THEY HAVE FETTUCCINE CARBONARA AND HOT GARLIC BREAD OVER THERE HANG ON BITCH.”
This is true; Odysseus heard them promising him knowledge of the future. So the next time you see artwork like this:
Remember those sultry naked chicks are saying “We’ll tell you the winning lotto numbers.”
Them: “We have unlimited wifi at incredible speeds~” Me: *diving headfirst into the water*
This post is a blessing
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Oh my god sirens were literally scam websites
Oh my god they were phishing
ahAAAA reblogging for those last additions
…And because it gives me headcanons about what these programs were originally written to do
….yeah I know the standard interpretation is that Kevin Flynn wrote all the programs in the Legacy Grid for their purposes there (except Tron).
but it never SAYS that. and I do not think Kevin Flynn actually wrote however many fucking millions of programs all by himself
I think he crowdsourced them from Kevin Flynn Github (Gridhub?) and then decided where each one would work
and it explains some shit about Gem, if some hacker uploaded a scam phishing script and Flynn was like “i can fix her” but she was like “fuck you Kevin, I am who I am, deep down”
also? ok this is even better with the ace Sam headcanon. Gem had to figure out what would attract him
