“Sex is what makes us human” is actually maybe kinda true

because if my parents had never had sex, then i would not be a human. just an ovum and sperm that lived out their viability and died a long time ago

“sex is what makes us human” is therefore a cautionary tale against having sex

because you might end up turning some of your cells and someone else’s cells into a freakin’ human. whose life you are then required to be in total control of.

Frankenstein level horror right there, nope nope nope