skull-bearer:

tuomey:

megidonitram:

johnnyjoestarrelatable:

i’ve been crying laughing over this for the past 5 minutes

This honestly reminds me of a show on the history channel where they spent like 25 minutes wondering how the sides of all the pyramids seemed to be perfectly divisible by pi or something, and people where theorizing about aliens and some lost form of mathematics, but then at the end they interviewed a tiered looking paleontologist and he was just like “maybe they just used a wheel to do all their measurements.” and the whole show just immediately collapsed.

can you imagine being so far up your own ass with conspiracy theories that you forget about circles

I know it was a typo but I can’t help but imagine a tiered paleontologist. Like he’s ascended so many levels to deal with this stupid.

A tiered paleontologist. He’s dug through all the layers of history under the ground, you see

(he knows about the pyramids because he had to dig through that tier, to get to the ones that paleontologists actually study.)

(You don’t think the guys who study dinosaurs start all the way down there at the bottom, do you. that would be like …building a pyramid from the top down)