so

over the past few days, despite having many many other things ive promised to do, i have found myself compulsively putting together the last thing I thought I’d EVER write

(THE ACTUAL SERIOUS SAD ANGSTY POST-RINZLER POST-TRAUMA CIRCUIT SEX HEALING THING WITH MY NOTORIOUS FUCKING HEADCANON ABOUT CASTOR)

and you can read it because I have apparently no self-control

But I expect you to nag me about the other things i should be doing

which are, in case it’s any encouragement:

- fic for Max: Flynn goes back into the Encom computer right after the original movie and the first thing he does is go to The Program Brothel and have an orgy with a bunch of 80s mall inventory software

- art for Coupleofdays: dom/sub Yori Yuri (pairing: the legendary creator/creation laser tagteam of YoLo)

- 2 adjacent fics for my own continuity: Tron at the I/O Tower in the original movie, and what that felt like for him (in the full context of My Headcanons, if you know you know)

- 1 more post-82 fic for my own continuity: the elusive In Ram Jurisdiction fic (investigation into MCP crimes tries to seize Ram as stolen intellectual property; Roy saves the day with a brilliant, intimate, sexy I/O Tower upgrade session that, in code terms, consists of Filing Off The Serial Numbers)

- Kernel Panic (semi-public clothed handjob under the table PWP, because Roy and Alan are in a meeting and meanwhile their programs are doing stuff in the computer and there’s this spiritual bond, okay? Also popcorn metaphors, somehow.)

… okay i sleep now. Maybe.