about three things i was absolutely certain
first. unlike me, Bella was a pure, mortal human
Second. my kind was her deadly enemy, reliant for survival on drinking the warm red blood of her people.
And third. there was a part of me that lusted insatiably for her veins.
this is a dark tale of lust and deflowered innocence, told for the first time from the perspective of a bloodsucking creature of the night
may i present
Update. I have been reading the Wikipedia summary of autobiography of a flea and every thing i read about it makes me less interested in actually reading it so honestly i probably won’t
However. The main character is indeed named Bella and her friend is named Julia Delmont and so their ship name is clearly Belmont, and their experience with bloodsuckers in this book is clearly what caused them to become the founders of the Castlevania vampire hunter clan
And that is THE last thing I am ever going to do for headcanons of this atrocious book, you cannot make me
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