chilling how in slasher movies the “happy” ending is the slasher dying.
that’s so cruel…you aren’t supposed to kill slashers you’re supposed to capture and release them back into isolated woodlands to life out their natural lifespans
great, that’s all we need, some dingus giving michael myers a colorful leg band that makes him wildly attractive to other slashers.
… world’s most famous slashers crossover that’s advertised to the audience as a bloodfest but actually immediately turns into an orgy
what is the percentage of homosexual orientated males in this species?