breha:

sometimes it’s They Would Not Fucking Get Married but sometimes it’s just They Would Not Have A Fucking Wedding. send those characters to the courthouse on a tuesday or so help me

so I did write a small little fic about kirk and spock planning a formal wedding once, but… honestly in my headcanon those two are married Vulcan style (telepathically bonded while grinding on each other in pon farr, it just happens that way, ceremony or no ceremony)

(my other ship (the ot3) got married in a sorta formal way i guess. Alan-1 officially compiled them into a software suite. There was an I/O tower ceremony with Dumont officiating n stuff.)