dramatic-dolphin:

dramatic-dolphin:

one time my sister and i were walking up the stairs and heard a bunch of banging noises coming from an apartment, and she turned to me and said “aborted neighbor”. and i was just like. i’m glad we’re the same kind of terminally online and i know exactly what you are referencing because otherwise this would sound insane.

this is what the refrance

the “aborted” meme is just hilarious to me because it explains so many ghosts. Why is there a ghost making inexplicable noises in the wall at 3 am? What kind of unfinished business could he possibly have? Well see, he was aborted, as an embryo with limitless potential to grow up to do anything at all, so all the possible business he could ever have had, in any potential timeline, is unfinished. Not even started. Yeah he’s gonna be busy a while.