modern hamlet making aggressive eye contact with his uncle as he picks the lion king for family movie night
Mashup of Romeo and Juliet with Midsummer Night’s Dream where the fairy queen attends the Capulet ball and gets them to bring Bottom the Weaver and his crew up on stage to perform Pyramus and Thisby as a preemptive lesson to Romeo and Juliet about how dumb they’re gonna look if they keep going the way they’re going
Also involves a lion
it’s like a three way mashup AU where R and J got their consciences caught like the king.
proceeds as usual for a while but they keep remembering scenes from the play and it ruins the mood
“o swear not by the moon, the inconstant moon that… he had a little dog. And was carrying a freaking thornbush for some reason. I…. forgot what i was going to say”
“it is the nightingale and not the lark– wait this is almost like that scene where they had an actual guy play the role of a gloryhole. It’s the lark, dude, go home”