older gentleman just gave me a lecture on how when I decide it’s time to find a wife I need to buy myself a pair of loud colorful socks and sit around with my legs crossed to show my ankles and women will flock to me
and he’s RIGHT
Omg all the comments about “is he a bird” and “ladies love my colorful leg band” now make SO MUCH SENSE in relation to Gonzo and his flock of chickens
