energyprison:

The ancient sumerians had everything they needed to make an addams family pinball machine and yet they didnt

Reverse ancient aliens theory

Aliens came to earth in ancient history to hold our development back by preventing ancient people from developing things like… the Addams family and Pinball

“aliens are responsible for the pyramids” in the sense of “without alien intervention the ancient egyptians would have been building spaceships instead of pyramids”