me to my husband: ao3 is down again [explains outage]
my husband: someone should write a spicy fic about the two database engineers locked in the server room trying to fix it
my husband, smug: there was only one spreadsheet 😎
Oh do not give me more goddamn inspiration
…in my case it would of course be fic about personified software
I already have headcanons about the programs in AO3’s backend
(namely. the backends of both AO3 and Tumblr are absolutely wild depraved constant circuit-sex orgies. However, the wild sex between programs in AO3 is an intrinsic part of their function and how they transmit the data necessary to do their job.
Whereas Tumblr programs are having orgies even though their Users have specifically told them NOT to have orgies, cause their Users haven’t actually told them what they are supposed to be doing… so they’ve just been guessing randomly, and at this point they’re doing orgies because basically everything else has failed)