mikkeneko:

bynine:

tips and tricks to become popular:

1. take interest in the lives of others
2. be humble and admit when you are wrong
3. be encouraging in your criticism
4. secrete silk that can be used to manufacture clothing and textiles
5. eat aphids. you will be looked on fondly for removing this common garden pest

i did that and the pig got all the popularity even though he didn’t do anything.

(i guess i should have written words about me instead, huh)