quasarkisses:

gravitybrawls:

Who would win a fist fight?

House MD

Stan

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House is less physically fit but he’s absolutely bringing the cane. I believe Stan could disarm him and House would bite the shit out of him like a feral cat before he went down

I think House would fight dirty in ways beyond biting

For example, concealed syringes full of whatever he’s (correctly) deduced would be most effective at incapacitating Stan