lacefuneral:

sminkus:

sminkus:

first one at the bay gar gets to fuck me

gay bar.

the bay gar:

if you want sexytimes with a gar fish so bad, I drew this cursed thing on Furaffinity five years ago (warning very NSFW, and you have to be logged into Furaffinity with your “show me explicit stuff” settings turned on…. so you’ve got no excuse if you see it and didn’t wanna)

I was slightly ahead of my time (about a year before the “gar lick bread” meme first started circulating, IIRC)

and I’m still, to my knowledge, the only one who’s applied it to Gar Lick Knots

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