“You know what the Goa'ulds really want from us? Minnesota.” - Colonel Jack O'Neil (SG1 S5, E4 “The Fifth Man”)
I love Stargate SG-1.
Also, Teal'c is canonically a Star Wars fan, he’s seen it eight-sorry, nine-times.
the Goa'uld can get next in line behind ICE to get their asses kicked by Minnesota
(standing six feet apart was normal personal space for us before Covid. we do not take kindly to strangers crawling inside our heads)