Minneapolis is great because it’s so walkable and there’s so much greenery so if you go walkies on a nice a day you can normally see at least 5 dogs also being taken for walkies and 3 of them will be the cutest pit mixes you’ve ever seen, 1 is a lab or a golden and the last one will be some mystery alien dog that you’ve never seen before in your life
could that mystery alien dog be, in fact, a wild turkey?
As soon as it gets warm enough outside I’m taking Doom the Lizard for walkies. Someone’s gonna see the weirdest alien dog ever