bbcwhereareyou:

prismatic-bell:

allhailthegodofbugs:

I think venus flytraps should be intelligent and ambulatory. I think they should get into the cupboards. I think they should purr when you pet them.

OP there is an entire Broadway musical explaining why you don’t want that

#op there is a furry mammal version of the Venus flytrap you can try #also catches and kills and sometimes eats bugs

There’s a Broadway musical about them, too.

yes of course Tumblr user Mantis Liberation Front was totally thinking about cats when they said they wanted free-roaming venus flytraps, there is no possible other creature they could have been imagining