once read an absolutely disgusting (i think) 4chan greentext story about a guy who jerked off into a coconut until it went rotten

until now i have been unwillingly remembering this story because my pun brain decided to describe the story as “nuts, in at least three senses of the word” and I’m incapable of forgetting a pun

And now that the memory has slightly begun to fade, my pun brain, persistent as ever, came up with “load-bearing coconut”