every time someone says “that’s not how real people talk” i gain one more reason to write a character who only speaks in riddles and fucked-up metaphors
Excellent but I like to go farther
I wish to actually prove the person wrong about no real people talking like that
Even if i have to change reality to accomplish it
Yes i have picked up multiple linguistic quirks in my own real speech solely because I have heard someone say that real people never talk that way