Kirk bod appreciation #2a: The Gluteus Maximus
With a special notation by Spock (and a live action demonstration in part #2b):
I regard favourably the presence of voluminous gluteus maximi, and I cannot utter a falsehood; those with a similar relational disposition would not contest this: that if your captain perambulates onto the bridge, with the mathematically flawless parabola of the lower back and abdomen [see ‘Kirk bod appreciation #1‘], presenting to your countenance a pelvic mass whereby every part of the surface/circumference is equidistant from the center, you -
BSOD AND RUN AWAY TO PURGE ALL YOUR EMOTIONS
That last picture and how it finally finally lets Spock turn the tables on how Kirk’s been looking at him and the ergonomic atrocity of how he always has to stand at his science station
